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1. Japanese hotel room - You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid

2. Paris hotel elevator - Please leave your values at the front desk

3. Tokyo hotel - It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice

4. Bucharest hotel - The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable

5. Leipzig elevator - Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up

6. Athens hotel - Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily

7. Belgrade elevator - To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.

8. Sarajevo hotel - The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid

9. Moscow hotel - You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday

10. Swiss menu - Our wines leave you nothing to hope for

11. Hong Kong tailors shop - Ladies may have a fit upstairs

12. Bangkok dry cleaners - Drop your trousers here for best results

13. Paris dress shop - Dresses for street walking

14. Rhodes tailor shop - Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation

15. Hong Kong advert - Teeth extracted by the latest methodists

16. Rome laundry - Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time

17. Swiss mountain inn - Special today... no ice cream

18. Copenhagen airline - We take your bags and send them in all directions

19. Moscow hotel - If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it

20. Norwegian lounge - Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

21. Tokyo shop - Our nylons cost more than common but they are better for the long run

22. Acapulco hotel - The manager has personally passed all the water served here
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