When the father discovered that his teenage daughter had made love with her boyfriend at a wild party, he insisted on having the young man arrested for statutory rape, and the case was promptly brought to trial.
The first witness was another teenager who had attanded the festivities. " If you actually witnessed the act, "the prosecutor demanded, "why didn't you try to stop the defendant?"
"Well," the testifier admitted, "at the time, it was impossible to tell which of the two would be the defendant."
