Ways to Alleviate Stress. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram. Make a list of things to do that you've already done. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing was wrong. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.

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