|A pirate walks into a bar with a large ship's wheel shoved down the front of his pants. Paying it no mind, he walks up to the bar and orders a drink.|
After pouring him some rum, the bartender asks "I don't mean to pry, but are you aware you have a ship's wheel down your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrrg, it's driving me nuts!"
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