A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical, and as they've just finished up he asks his doctor a frank question.

"Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?" he asks.

"That depends," says the doctor. "Do you smoke?"


"Do you drink?"


"Do you fool around with loose women?"

"Of course not."

"Well, then," says the doctor. "Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?"