Goodgame Empire

Every Saturday morning an avid golfer gets up early to catch his morning tee time and spend the better part of his day playing golf.

One Saturday morning, as is his schedule, he gets up early, eats a quick breakfast and heads out to the course. The weather is terrible; there's a torrential downpour with snow mixing in and a 50 mph wind.

Defeated, he packs it in early and decides to return home, deciding he can go back out later if the weather improves. He comes back into the house and turns on the TV to the weather channel, which informs him it's only going to get worse. He puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses, then slips back into bed with his wife. "The weather out there is terrible," he whispers.

"Yeah," she replies, "can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"