One Day at school a math teacher decided to quiz her class in addition. Teacher: "If I give you two cats plus two cats plus another two cats how many cats do you have?" Little Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No Little Johnny that's not right." "look If I give you two oranges plus two oranges plus another two oranges how many do you have?' Little Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Correct Little Johnny." "Now If I give you two cats plus two more cats then another two cats how many cats do you have?" Little Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "NO JOHNNY HOW DO U KEEP GETTING SEVEN!?" Little Johnny: "Because Mrs. I already have a cat at home."

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