|A vampire bat returns to a cave covered in blood. The other bats hound him until he agrees to bring them to the source of all the blood, and they all fly off.|
After leading the pack for a mile, the first bat suddenly slows down and says, "See that oak tree over there?"
"Yes, yes!" scream the bats.
"That's interesting," says the first one. "Because I fucking didn't."
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