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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."
$x) { if($CURRENT_IMAGE == $img_listing[$x]) { if($x == 0) { //echo "found condition"; $lastimage = count($img_listing) - 1; $PREV_IMG = $img_listing[$lastimage]; $PREV_STUB= $stubs[$lastimage]; $NEXT_IMG = $img_listing[$x + 1]; $NEXT_STUB= $stubs[$x + 1]; } elseif(count($img_listing) - 1 == $x) { //echo "found condition"; $PREV_IMG = $img_listing[$x - 1]; $PREV_STUB= $stubs[$x - 1]; $NEXT_IMG = $img_listing[0]; $NEXT_STUB= $stubs[0]; } else { //echo "found condition"; $NEXT_IMG = $img_listing[$x + 1]; $NEXT_STUB= $stubs[$x + 1]; $PREV_IMG = $img_listing[$x - 1]; $PREV_STUB= $stubs[$x - 1]; } } $x++; } $total_jokes = count($stubs) - 1; $rand_joke = rand(0, $total_jokes); echo '

<-- PREVIOUS JOKE'; echo '   ' . 'RANDOM JOKE   '; echo 'NEXT JOKE -->'; ?>