If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk 1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to. 3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. 4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! 5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! 6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. 7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. 9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. 10. The coffee machine is broken. 11. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot. 12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off! 13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! 14. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands. 15. Amen.

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