|On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined ."|
He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined 0. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of 0. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
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