On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant -"Blackened bluefish." In a Maine restaurant - "Open seven days a week and weekends." On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store - "Thirty-eight years on the same spot." On a New York convalescent home - "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church." Outside a country shop in West Virginia - "We buy junk and sell antiques." In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store - "15 men's wool suits - 0 -They won't last an hour!" A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago - "Do not activate with wet hands." In a New York restaurant - "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager." In the offices of a New Jersey loan company -"Ask about our plans for owning your home." In the window of an Oregon general store - "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?" In downtown Boston - "Callahan Tunnel - NO END." On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon - "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help." On a Tennessee highway - "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut - "No trespassing without permission." In a New York medical building - "Mental Health Prevention Center" SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER At a number of US military bases - "Restricted to unauthorized personnel." In a Florida maternity ward - "No children allowed." In front of a New Hampshire car wash - "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car." In a Los Angeles clothing store - "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." In a Texas funeral parlor - "Ask about our layaway plan."

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