|A drunken Irishman is driving recklessly through Dublin, and an alert cop pulls him over.|
"Where have you been?" asks the police officer.
"To the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "do you know that, a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens!" sighs the man. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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