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Forgiven of Sin
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
Add to Favorites * Please be patient this joke takes time to load * Send to a Friend A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."
The priest is silent for a moment, then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face." |
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