|A man and a women were married for a few years. The woman believed in freedom of speech, and spoke her mind.|
The man thought she was dominating the house and wanted that to change, so one day he says, "I just want you to know that I have rules. I will go drinking with my friends whenever I want, go to the strip club whenever I want, go golfing whenever I want, and guess who's going to take the shoes off of my feet when I get home?"
The woman, annoyed, says, "The funeral director."
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