This guy meets God one day and asks, "God? Is it true that #CONTENT#.05 to you is CONTENT,000,000 to us?" And God says, "Yes, that's true." "And that 1,000 years to me is 5 minutes to you?" "Yes." "So can I have 5 cents?" "Sure, just wait 5 minutes."

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