A man comes home to find his bitter wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked.

"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me 0 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

"What do you think you're doing?" she screamed.

"Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on 0 a year!"