|A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"|
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy he's hired, then informs him, "The hours are from 8 A.M. to 4 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 A.M. to 4 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls... no point in you coming in for that."
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