Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor? A: Lemon n' Slime. Q: Why wasn't the vampire working? A: He was on his coffin break. Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane. Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking. Q: What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal? A: Rice Creepies. Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter. Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn? A: It was a stake sandwich. Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: A trombone. Q: Why was the zombie so grumpy? A: She woke up too early in the mourning. Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner." Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets. Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast? A: Fangsgiving Day dinner. Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat. Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards. Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A: She had bat breath.

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