The Police Sergeant told the young Constable to clean up the drunks hanging around the local bar. One drunk walked up to him and asked, "Exchuse me, offisser, could you tell me the time?" "One o'clock", replied the Policeman, and hit him once on the head with his baton. "Christ!" said the drunk, "I'm glad I didn't ask you an hour ago!"

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