|A man approached a very beautiful woman in a very large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"|
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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