|Two military guys go into a restroom. One is in the Navy and the other is a Marine. When they are done, the navy guy goes to the sink and starts to wash his hands, while the Marine starts to leave.|
The Navy guy yells to the Marine, "The Navy teaches us to wash our hands."
The Marine yells back, "The Marines teach us not to piss on ours!"
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