Goodgame Empire

A man died and his wife put a death notice in the paper, saying that he died of gonorrhoea. His brother phoned and complained angrily saying, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."

"I know he died of diarrhoea." she replied, "But I want people to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he really was."


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