|A man died and his wife put a death notice in the paper, saying that he died of gonorrhoea. His brother phoned and complained angrily saying, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."|
"I know he died of diarrhoea." she replied, "But I want people to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he really was."
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