|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.|
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
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