There are three men, an African, a cowboy, and a canadian. They are stuck on top of a mountain and about to run out of food.
The african sits in the same spot all day for three days and prays to an african god. Then suddenly, he gets up and says " Thank you great one!" and runs as fast as he can and jumps off the edge and screams the word "EAGLE!!!!!!" Then he turned into an eagle and flew away.
Four hours later the cowboy decides to try it. He runs as fast as he can and jumps off the edge. He screams "HAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he turned into a hawk and flew away.
Then, the canadian decided that he would do that to. He runs as fast as he can, but he catches his foot on a rock and trips, as he falls, he screams "CRAP!!!!!!!!!"
