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Proof that Jesus was...

...Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

...Irish:

1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was a drink.

...Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother did not know who his father was.

...Italian:

1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil.

...Black:

1. He called everybody brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

...Californian:

1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion.

But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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