Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Who had the horrible idea of the word lisp having a 's' in it? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why is it in a film any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. Why is it in a film most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. Why is it in a film television news bulletins always contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. Why is it in a film the door bell always rings at the end of a conversation, never in the middle. Why is it in a film a detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. Why is it in a film if you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

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