|We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?|
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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