Home > Jokes > > Special Kiss
 
 Entertainment
 Home
 Pictures
 Games
 Videos
 Flash Animations
 Soundboards
 Jokes
 Game Archives
 Wallpaper 

 Submit Stuff to Us








 
 

Special Kiss
John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them."

Add to Favorites * Please be patient this joke takes time to load * Send to a Friend

John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them."

"You're crazy," said Mary. "That's impossible. Here's a dime that says you can't."

The two dimes were placed on the mantelpiece and John then enfolded Mary and for ten minutes kissed her passionately, intimately, and moistly.

She broke away at last, panting and disheveled, and said, "You did nothing BUT touch my lips."

John pushed the dimes toward her and said, "So I lose."


<-- PREVIOUS JOKE   RANDOM JOKE   NEXT JOKE -->

Game Information
Author:
Description: John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them."
Size: 169 KB
Views: 20,086 times
Rating: 7.23 with 105 votes     Rate This Page:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Suckage Average Awesome

Go back to front page | Go back to Jokes | Go to archives

 



Please view our Privacy Policy.

 
 

 

 

Top 10 Games

#1 Power Swing
#2 Bubble Tanks 2
#3 Motherload
#4 Jack Black Soundboard
#5 Tactical Assassin 2
#6 Noidzor
#7 Governor of Poker
#8 Speed
#9 FPA: World 2
#10 Bubble Shooter
[ View More... ]

Top 10 Pictures

#1 Beach Models
#2 Kelly Brook 2
#3 Alessandra Ambrosio 2
#4 Lucy Pinder 1
#5 Boob Test
#6 Alessandra Ambrosio
#7 Alessandra Ambrosio 5
#8 Josie Maran 1
#9 Juliana Martins
#10 Alessandra Ambrosio 4
[ View More... ]

Top 10 Videos

#1 Ninja Cat Moves Closer
#2 Human Cellphone Snake Game
#3 Obama's Parents Blooper
#4 Skirt Falling Down Prank
#5 Leno Inhales Anti-Helium
#6 Robin Williams on Golf
#7 Wife Gun Prank
#8 Long Paper Airplane Flight
#9 Best Fail
#10 Gymnast Runs Out of Room
[ View More... ]



New Jokes

#1 Guy Rules
#2 Salary
#3 The Differences between men and women
#4 Supplies
#5 The Secret to Landing on the Sun
#6 Proof of human stupidity
#7 Titanic
#8 Drunken Limp
#9 Tech Support Stories
#10 Divine Golf
[ View More... ]

New Games

#1 PowerChip Golf
#2 Mr. Ray and the Missing Colours
#3 Ninja Glove
#4 Russias Army
#5 Warlords Heroes
#6 Microbe Kombat
#7 Bubble Tanks 2
#8 Crimson Warfare
#9 Let It Flow
#10 Rail of War
[ View More... ]

New Videos

#1 Cleavage Shoe Shine Prank
#2 Racing Bathroom Break
#3 Thats What She Said
#4 Obama's Parents Blooper
#5 Polar Bear Got Moves
#6 Chimp Can't Stand His Own Stench
#7 Urban Acrobat Blooper
#8 Sticky Note Experiments
#9 No Country For Superbad
#10 One Man Band
[ View More... ]

New Animations

#1 Shinukoto!
#2 Shyguy Mis-adventures 2
#3 The Assumption Song
#4 SMALL
#5 PSP Squirrels
#6 Angry Dog - Be My Bitch
#7 Primal War 18
#8 The Great Mushroom Chase
#9 Smiley -Battle for Smokes
#10 Telekinetic Pornography
[ View More... ]

New Pictures

#1 MS Word
#2 Rear View Mirror
#3 Mom On AIM
#4 Simple Pie Chart
#5 Beware
#6 Antivirus Blackmail
#7 How's Your Day Going?
#8 Lassie Help! Timmy Is Down The Well!
#9 Snape's On A Plane
#10 Fun Things To Do With Mom
[ View More... ]