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Store Signs
Funny play on words advertisements and business bill boards.
Add to Favorites * Please be patient this joke takes time to load * Send to a Friend Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Store: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire & take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in & get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." |
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Funny play on words advertisements and business bill boards. |
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