Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this enormous man standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, Turner Brown."
In response, Mike immediately faints and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK?"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the same questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds, have a 20-inch penis, and my name is Turner Brown."
Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"