Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you... The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I see your face when i am dreaming... that is why i wake up screaming. My feelings for you no words can tell... exept for maybe " go to hell" i love you smile, your face and you eyes, damn i'm good at telling lies! my darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you really screwed up my life! What inspired this amorous rhyme?... two parts vodka, one part lime.

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