|"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.|
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
<-- PREVIOUS JOKE RANDOM JOKE NEXT JOKE -->
NEWEST JOKES VIEW All
MOST VIEWED JOKES VIEW All