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Can You Give Me Push?!

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door...
Rating: 5.10 of 104 votes
Views: 50,452 times

Reincarnation

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
Rating: 8.92 of 52 votes
Views: 32,483 times

Free Fridge

Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard...
Rating: 5.56 of 59 votes
Views: 34,700 times

The Stella Awards

It's time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards."
Rating: 7.80 of 56 votes
Views: 35,315 times

Traffic Camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit...
Rating: 6.37 of 123 votes
Views: 38,456 times

Famous Quotes

Funny quotes by people such as Rodney Dangerfield.
Rating: 5.64 of 28 votes
Views: 32,445 times

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Hilarious and rather redundant headlines found in newspaper articles.
Rating: 7.24 of 50 votes
Views: 32,740 times

Dear Abby Stumped!

Dear Abby admitted she was at a loss to answer the following...
Rating: 4.84 of 44 votes
Views: 32,038 times

The Emu

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
Rating: 9.07 of 45 votes
Views: 28,738 times

How the Stimulus Plan Will Work

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
Rating: 7.77 of 62 votes
Views: 30,629 times

What is a Billion?

How many zeros in a billion???
Rating: 7.52 of 83 votes
Views: 26,463 times

Canada Audit

Revenue Canada sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue.
Rating: 8.69 of 99 votes
Views: 19,213 times

Store Signs

Funny play on words advertisements and business bill boards.
Rating: 6.79 of 28 votes
Views: 23,339 times

Joys of Shopping

Joys of ShoppingA husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
Rating: 8.78 of 113 votes
Views: 23,686 times

Blonde in Mourning

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Rating: 5.40 of 60 votes
Views: 26,621 times

Ponderisms

Things to think and ponder about...
Rating: 6.99 of 71 votes
Views: 22,238 times

Dog and Human

How dogs compare to both men and women.
Rating: 6.95 of 40 votes
Views: 22,226 times

The Middle Wife

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
Rating: 4.42 of 43 votes
Views: 21,347 times

The Bottle of Wine

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about...
Rating: 4.89 of 44 votes
Views: 23,218 times

Internet Axioms

Funny phrases about the internet and play on words.
Rating: 1.63 of 82 votes
Views: 21,819 times

Kitchen Wisdom

Kitchen Wisdom -- Two Points of View
Rating: 3.84 of 43 votes
Views: 22,069 times

Funniest Blonde Joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
Rating: 6.17 of 93 votes
Views: 38,977 times

The Flat Tire

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road...
Rating: 1.46 of 466 votes
Views: 28,470 times

Dumb Jock

At a school in WV there was a football player that was extremely stupid.
Rating: 8.54 of 170 votes
Views: 25,446 times

Good Night

A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside.
Rating: 4.99 of 102 votes
Views: 25,245 times

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

18 ways to annoy those in the bathroom
Rating: 5.10 of 41 votes
Views: 25,938 times

AT & T

One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call...
Rating: 9.31 of 157 votes
Views: 35,361 times

Golden Bar

A man comes home late one night, drunk.
Rating: 4.02 of 42 votes
Views: 19,021 times

The Spry Old Gentleman

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
Rating: 2.94 of 36 votes
Views: 21,335 times

The Ugly Frog

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.
Rating: 1.76 of 141 votes
Views: 21,626 times

Mistress

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when...
Rating: 6.60 of 42 votes
Views: 21,030 times

Interesting trivia

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed...
Rating: 8.09 of 85 votes
Views: 23,805 times

A Diet For Dealing With Stress

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
Rating: 2.94 of 32 votes
Views: 19,986 times

God's Money

This guy meets God one day and asks...
Rating: 5.18 of 45 votes
Views: 20,188 times

Dear Tide

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
Rating: 6.49 of 35 votes
Views: 19,436 times

Things To Do On An Elevator

Things to do on an Elevator to pass the time.
Rating: 7.90 of 60 votes
Views: 23,658 times

Valentine's Poem

With a nice little twist on Valentine's Day Holiday.
Rating: 6.22 of 82 votes
Views: 29,653 times

SCRABBLE

Awhile. Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!
Rating: 6.41 of 64 votes
Views: 21,892 times

The Screw...

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
Rating: 8.76 of 51 votes
Views: 20,477 times

Living in 2006

You know you are living in 2006 when...
Rating: 2.50 of 164 votes
Views: 21,452 times

Why God Made Moms

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions.
Rating: 3.41 of 46 votes
Views: 23,580 times

Home remedies

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto!
Rating: 6.63 of 49 votes
Views: 19,396 times