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'Twas Halloween night

'Twas Halloween night as I leaped from my bed...
Rating: 1.70 of 142 votes
Views: 20,464 times

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
Rating: 8.20 of 199 votes
Views: 23,463 times

10 Husbands

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
Rating: 6.97 of 37 votes
Views: 18,192 times

10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter

10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter.
Rating: 7.54 of 123 votes
Views: 24,713 times

12 Priests

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
Rating: 8.46 of 286 votes
Views: 25,674 times

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

20 things to do in a drive-thru.
Rating: 4.66 of 176 votes
Views: 22,053 times

22 funny translation mistakes

Funny translation mistakes in hotels, restaurants and other places around the world.
Rating: 8.59 of 175 votes
Views: 23,645 times

40 Years

An old man asks the doc if he can live another 40 years.
Rating: 7.22 of 87 votes
Views: 23,148 times

50 Ways to Order Pizza: Part 1

Over fifty different methods of ordering a pizza from a delivery place.
Rating: 6.90 of 132 votes
Views: 40,183 times

50 Ways to Order Pizza: Part 2

Over fifty different methods of ordering a pizza from a delivery place.
Rating: 7.08 of 201 votes
Views: 37,986 times

6 Smartass Answers

Top 6 Smart-ass Answers
Rating: 9.11 of 159 votes
Views: 29,652 times

60 Minutes of Free Sex

Guy asks his buddy what he should get his wife for her birthday.
Rating: 6.20 of 168 votes
Views: 79,445 times

7 Lemons

A woman confesses about her sexual acts and asks the priest what to do.
Rating: 5.77 of 101 votes
Views: 67,028 times

A Blonde Finally Wins

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.
Rating: 8.48 of 149 votes
Views: 21,968 times

A Diet For Dealing With Stress

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
Rating: 2.94 of 32 votes
Views: 20,990 times

A Documentary

Barbara Walters interviews several indians about the feathers on their heads.
Rating: 6.99 of 241 votes
Views: 113,914 times

A Dog Story

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled-up , dog put out, etc.
Rating: 8.89 of 61 votes
Views: 22,533 times

A Hell of a Decision

A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision
Rating: 8.81 of 288 votes
Views: 36,093 times

A Period

A young boy walks up to the chalkboard and marks down a period.
Rating: 8.29 of 121 votes
Views: 26,643 times

A Soldier, A Lady and Her Dog

Rating: 7.15 of 198 votes
Views: 95,961 times

A Wrong Address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
Rating: 8.67 of 339 votes
Views: 24,021 times

Abort, Retry, Ignore?

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor...
Rating: 2.86 of 204 votes
Views: 20,040 times

Achieve 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
Rating: 8.54 of 177 votes
Views: 27,095 times

Actual Claims

Explanations of accidents made on Insurance claim forms.
Rating: 5.46 of 28 votes
Views: 18,595 times

Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers

Funny things pilots say to the crew in the control tower and vice versa.
Rating: 7.49 of 41 votes
Views: 18,252 times

Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers

Funny conversations between pilots of jet airplanes and airport control towers.
Rating: 9.36 of 1,117 votes
Views: 79,535 times

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Hilarious and rather redundant headlines found in newspaper articles.
Rating: 7.09 of 55 votes
Views: 38,824 times

Actual Witness

When the father discovered that his teenage daughter had made love with her boyfriend at a wild party...
Rating: 3.51 of 51 votes
Views: 19,676 times

Advertisements

Funny commercialized ads for restaurants, job classifieds and more found in the local newspaper.
Rating: 3.35 of 164 votes
Views: 24,196 times

Advice Columns

Here's an example of why men do not write advice columns...
Rating: 8.74 of 53 votes
Views: 22,373 times

Affairs

3 funny stories about affairs between men and women.
Rating: 9.15 of 171 votes
Views: 26,703 times

Afterlife Update

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Rating: 7.50 of 26 votes
Views: 16,560 times

Airline Screw Ups

Funny airline flight attendant, pilot and passenger stories.
Rating: 5.61 of 31 votes
Views: 24,952 times

Airline Screw Ups

Bunch of occurences on airline flights.
Rating: 7.38 of 56 votes
Views: 21,666 times

Airplane Computer

A team of software engineers is asked an interesting question about software.
Rating: 3.73 of 91 votes
Views: 24,474 times

Airplane Problems

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
Rating: 8.85 of 167 votes
Views: 27,999 times

Alcohol Warnings

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles.
Rating: 5.54 of 90 votes
Views: 54,069 times

All He Needs

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel.
Rating: 8.67 of 237 votes
Views: 26,138 times

Alleviate Stress

Several points on methods to relieve yourself of stress.
Rating: 3.46 of 56 votes
Views: 29,335 times

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
Rating: 7.37 of 43 votes
Views: 14,695 times

Always Wear Underwear

Husband tries to fix the car while the wife goes onto shopping.
Rating: 4.01 of 82 votes
Views: 28,095 times

America is Friendly

Young Jose visits America and writes his parents about how it is.
Rating: 7.30 of 157 votes
Views: 30,327 times