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The Pope's Chauffeur

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb.
Rating: 9.36 of 737 votes
Views: 86,454 times

Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers

Funny conversations between pilots of jet airplanes and airport control towers.
Rating: 9.36 of 1,117 votes
Views: 79,424 times

Extreme Bumper Stickers Seen on Cars

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Rating: 9.33 of 499 votes
Views: 47,855 times

Mate Match

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Rating: 9.28 of 170 votes
Views: 54,603 times

Doctor Stories

Bunch of funny stories with doctors and hospitals.
Rating: 9.28 of 252 votes
Views: 58,999 times

AT & T

One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call...
Rating: 9.24 of 162 votes
Views: 39,690 times

Lay You

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.
Rating: 9.20 of 1,086 votes
Views: 56,015 times

Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus

You know the book Men are from Mars, Women from Venus? Well, here's a prime example of that.
Rating: 9.20 of 304 votes
Views: 63,034 times

Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida.
Rating: 9.17 of 957 votes
Views: 72,089 times

Johnny Little Politics

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way.
Rating: 9.17 of 957 votes
Views: 73,261 times

Cancel Your Credit Card

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.!!!
Rating: 9.15 of 142 votes
Views: 41,880 times

Affairs

3 funny stories about affairs between men and women.
Rating: 9.15 of 171 votes
Views: 26,647 times

Lots Of Love

There was this lady who always thought LOL meant "Lots of Love".
Rating: 9.15 of 514 votes
Views: 29,571 times

Fishing Trip

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
Rating: 9.13 of 117 votes
Views: 30,206 times

Saying The Right Thing

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.
Rating: 9.13 of 165 votes
Views: 25,133 times

Attorneys

These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word...
Rating: 9.12 of 60 votes
Views: 18,412 times

6 Smartass Answers

Top 6 Smart-ass Answers
Rating: 9.11 of 159 votes
Views: 29,558 times

Tennis Elbow

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
Rating: 9.09 of 114 votes
Views: 32,821 times

Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.
Rating: 9.09 of 209 votes
Views: 26,600 times

Military Rules for the Non-Military

A letter to civilians detailing guidelines which usually lead to ass kicking.
Rating: 9.08 of 1,114 votes
Views: 19,561 times

Gray Hair

Just a reminder, why parents have grey hair.
Rating: 9.05 of 507 votes
Views: 45,715 times

The Emu

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
Rating: 9.04 of 46 votes
Views: 31,348 times

Bush Lies

Guy goes to heaven and sees lots of clocks.
Rating: 9.01 of 383,130 votes
Views: 160,155 times

Analogies in Essays

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.
Rating: 9.00 of 70 votes
Views: 17,940 times

Divorce Letter

Nice turn of events in this divorce letter.
Rating: 8.98 of 105 votes
Views: 28,095 times

Marines, Army and Navy

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.
Rating: 8.96 of 190 votes
Views: 28,219 times

Third Grade

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Rating: 8.94 of 419 votes
Views: 45,226 times

Proof of human stupidity

The evidence is there, it's quite clear.
Rating: 8.94 of 185 votes
Views: 25,651 times

Moral of the Story

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.
Rating: 8.91 of 151 votes
Views: 17,582 times

A Dog Story

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled-up , dog put out, etc.
Rating: 8.89 of 61 votes
Views: 22,477 times

Airplane Problems

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
Rating: 8.85 of 167 votes
Views: 27,948 times

Shadey Git

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
Rating: 8.84 of 62 votes
Views: 20,987 times

Top 8 Idiots of 2000

Wouldn't it be nice to just give all the idiots of the world signs?
Rating: 8.83 of 160 votes
Views: 29,858 times

Three Mice

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
Rating: 8.83 of 155 votes
Views: 24,980 times

A Hell of a Decision

A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision
Rating: 8.81 of 288 votes
Views: 36,059 times

Remarry

Wife asks the husband if he would remarry should she die.
Rating: 8.80 of 769 votes
Views: 56,247 times

Caught by Cannibals

Three people, a Frenchman, Englishman, and a New Yorker are caught by cannibals.
Rating: 8.80 of 1,421 votes
Views: 67,687 times

Good Reason

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
Rating: 8.80 of 147 votes
Views: 21,113 times

Husband Store

A store recently opened where women can buy men for marriage.
Rating: 8.80 of 1,938 votes
Views: 71,472 times

Holmes and Watson

Sherlock Holmes asks Watson to look up at the stars.
Rating: 8.80 of 1,747 votes
Views: 58,207 times

Moral of the Story

A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.
Rating: 8.79 of 964 votes
Views: 36,430 times

Hotel Bill

Husband and wife are outraged by the huge hotel bill.
Rating: 8.79 of 511 votes
Views: 34,089 times